Some of you want MILFs, some of you want college aged girls. You want big titted sex addicts, but not the whore-ish kind. You want 'em to cream up when you fuck 'em, and let you cum inside them without questioning. So today I tested out my new Perfect Backroom Interviewee CUMbobulator and out comes 21 year old mommy Carmen, nicely put together with big titties, tan skin, platinum blonde hair, and a healthy sexual appetite. Her otherwise perfect audition is only hampered by her refusal to do anal (my machine is still in beta testing). The whole thing almost was a no-go because she has a new boyfriend. But when I reminded her of the money she can make after the producers see her demo tape, she quickly added that he's not exactly the love of her life. Apparently Ben Franklin is.